Steal one the next time you stay at a hotel. Actually, I don't know if you have this in the Ukane, but here in North America there's a Protestant evangelical lay organization called The Gideons, who place bibles in hotel rooms. I think they actually want travellers to take them; figuring that each time that happens, another soul has been saved from hellfire. I got mine outside of Memphis, Tennessee. The translation is the old Authorized Version, full of that inaccurate, confusing, poetic Jacobethan prose that shaped the way people read and wrote for three centuries.